Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Fucking Hippies!








Hippie
You are 28% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie, who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you too love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn't be surprised if you did.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.








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The Exotic Lover
40% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 75% adventurousness
Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Exotic Lover.

The Exotic Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and conjures images of the exotic, romantic hero out of a romance novel, or perhaps a slightly dangerous and deadly sexy femme fatale from a noir mystery. The Exotic Lover loves pleasure and is a treasure to date, though it can be difficult to do so because they sometimes tend to be mysterious and reluctant to commit.

In terms of physical love, the Exotic Lover can be quite surprising, as they are often more exciting and adventurous than predicted. Given a little freedom, and the right lover, the Exotic Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Liberated Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Romantic Lover.

Congratulations!

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Monday, August 29, 2005

And Which Cricket Team Do You Support?


In 1871 England got it’s Bank Holidays. So I cycled to Harrogate. Took ages to find an alehouse in the town centre. I suspect Harrogate is that sort of town. Not even one by the station. A glass of coke cost 1.30 UKP. Groan! And a semi-chav said that “we beat you at cricket”. Do I look like a digger? Oh stuff it take it as a compliment.

England Takes Drugs in Psychic Defence (part two)


Hangover free day number 13. I wonder if a caffeine overdose is possible. Well, I am sure it is. I did drink a ridiculous amount to get me to Hebden Bridge yesterday….

Sunday, August 28, 2005

What would Jesus Do?


Or rather, what would Pat Robertson do if Jesus the Nazarene was alive today. Since Jesus was a bit of left winger, perhaps Pat, if he where to be consistent, would call for him to be “taken out”. Just like er… well the chaps who did get Jesus “taken out”. Still, Pat has apologised so it is all all right now….

[parenthesis for anyone not up to date on the News, Pat Robertson called for Hugo Chávez, the democratically elected President of Venezuela, to be “taken out” he has since apologised.]

You are a false preacher Pat and you know it!

Woe unto you rich! (Luke 6:24)

woe unto you rich! for ye have recieved your consolation


Jesus yesterday

View from a Daffodil Bridge


Cycled this morning to Hebden Bridge. Was a touch late for Meeting for Worship at Hebden Bridge Quaker Meeting. Thankfully the doorkeeper let me in even so. You know, I can’t even remember the last time I went to Meeting for Worship.

One item of Quakerspeak. Daffodil ministry is where, inevitably each spring some Friend notices the daffodils have sprung up and says how wonderful everything is. Boring and predictable ministry. Also feelgood Daffodil spirituality, in the style of Richard Bach’s “Illusions”. Lots of this in the Society of Friends, or at least in this Yearly Meeting.

Likesay towards the end one elderly Friend said that Friends never let each other fall flat on their face. Well since they have on more than one occasion, and that is only speaking from personal experience…..

Likesay felt disciplined enough to keep my bum on my pew. I feel so outraged though. Over coffee one Friend said that the Friend who spoke so had spoke from his own experience. Which makes me feel even more excluded.

Don’t get me wrong. I did find Hebden Bridge Meeting quite welcoming. Especially as I know I am currently downright cantankerous. I have found some Quaker meetings downright unwelcoming even when I was on my best behaviour. Sometimes Quakers do befriend the Friend in the next pew. Sometimes Friends do befriend people who are different. But this is rare.

And home has to be somewhere.

'Friends I saw even more daffodils!'

Hebden Bridge Quaker meeting yesterday.

Junior Beer thanks to New Babylon


I was sitting in an alehouse in Hebden Bridge sipping diet coke when to my delight I discovered that there was a copy of that voice of reason and moderation “The Mail on Sunday”. In big letters the headline has

“24 HOUR DRINKING FOR KIDS”.

Likesay since I read it in the Mail on Sunday it must be true (and with our current New Babylon government no surprise really). And why not? Get them early I say! LMAO! (only joking, me and my Viz sense of humour….)

The Editor of the said rag deplored putting profits before principals. Likesay if this is not an expression of Socialism I wonder what is. No doubt the Editor will continue to deplore the unacceptable face of capitalism wherever it rears it’s ugly head.

Prohibition is always good for organised crime. Legalisation is always bad for organised crime. Perhaps for the sake of society it is time to end prohibition. Must confess I do wriggle a bit on the issue of legalisation of heroin and crack (though even crack would probably be ridiculously cheap if there was a legal market and hence at least far less fuel for drug related crime) though as the Saintly Terence McKenna said, if we can tolerate alcohol, what can we not tolerate?

Chav Nation


Cycling through Yorkshire of Late, I have usually been wearing a Khaki cotton broad brimmed hat which I bought from Millets. Originally for my trip to Bracknell, viz, thought that being a skin head might frighten potential lifts off. Plus a hitching guru reckoned the best two hitch hiking props are a guitar and a hat. Since I can’t play a single chord I will stick to a hat. Likesay the chap in the petrol station at Vogon Central did reckon hat put off potential lifts…. Whatever....

Anyway said hat is perfect for summer cycling, viz, it serves as a sweat band, shades the sun from my eyes, keeps the sun off my neck so that I don’t get redneck… Thing is that I cycle past a lot of Chavs, who are everywhere, not just in Yorkshire’s (and every other county I suspect in these countries on these islands…..) big cities but also the small villages. Likesay the Chavs think it so funny, indeed I have even had some abuse. Well, let them laugh because they think I am different (when I am not. Well, maybe…..). Laugh at them for being all the same. At least being complete sad bored boring fashion victims.



a chav yesterday

Saturday, August 27, 2005

The sun also shines


"I wish i was a Glow worm,
A glow worms never glum
'Cos how can you be gloomy
When the sun shines out your bum "


alas I could not find a pic of a glow worm that wasn't copyright...

Monday, August 22, 2005

Educational videos in the animal kingdom


"On the trivial side, pandas in captivity sometimes do not know how to mate. In order to tackle this problem, keepers of the bears in China, usually show "pornographic/educational" videos to the bears, the contents being pandas having sex with each other. Amazingly, the bears get stimulated by the videos."

from wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda


A panda wondering where she left her, ahem! 'educational videos'

Sunday, August 21, 2005

More Kittys Please


Commenting on my last post Gael said "more kittys please!"

Some people just want to see pussy on the internet LOL!

no really! everytime you masturbate a kitten dies

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Liquid Enlightenment








You are 100% Buddha.
You too are a Buddha. You have glimpsed the essence of Buddha nature. May you aid others in their quest for enlightenment.







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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Murphy's Law




a kitten yesterday, go on you know you want to!




Likesay. Had an appointment with council surveyor, to assess damage to the door done by cheeky kidz (it is the summer holidays and all that, yup they are bored, methinks they want to be bored). Surveyor was due to turn up between 0800 and 1200 hhrs. So, Murphy’s law, he turned up as I was listening to the most interesting bit of the radio, viz wimmins’ hour on state controlled radio. The interesting bit was they did an item, sex addiction myth or reality?

On the whole methinks a bit of a myth. Though if you are killing 10 kittens a day, (like had job out of Full Metal Jacket) perhaps you are overdoing it.

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a
medical.
Private Joker: What was the matter with him?
Private Cowboy: He
was jerkin' off ten times a day.
Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten
times a day.
Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see
the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting
room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division.


[from wikipedia http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket]

Think it was Jenni Murry facilitating the discussion. Didn’t like her use of the word “promiscuity”. It has negative loading. The man she interviewed said he had had sex with hundreds of men and a handful of women. Most revealing. There is no shortage of men, despite a lot of needless female angst implying there is….. And oh my life would have been much simpler had I been bisexual or indeed men only. But the Goddess has decreed otherwise…..



another kitten, go on!

How Many Kittens?



Saturday was Unity Day in Hyde Park and Woodhouse. Missed it entirely, nothing much going down last year. Had some much unwelcome hassle from local kidz. I digress. That evening was the Cornerstone Garden Party celebrating Cornerstone’s acquisition of number 40 back in the heroic days of the co-op movement.

Carlo pointed out to me that the kitchen at number 40 has been decorated. Sorry didn’t notice. The upstairs loo looks redecorated, but it probably was at the last garden party last year. Whatever. Anyway on the door of said throne room was the card


masturbation is perfectly harmless and natural folks.  Except for the kittens LMAO!
I think that was there last year. I am sure it was.

Oh no said one lady punk whimsically, that means 10 kittens a day!

So ladies and gentlemen how many kittens? Usually don’t manage more than one or two a day. Perhaps I am getting old LMAO!

Anyway. It was nice to catch up with Sue, one of the founders of Cornerstone. Merrick had brought tincture of wormwood (home made absinthe) and was being a cheerful Absinthe fairy. Cheers Merrick!

And good to see the one and only Gael Impiazzi again with her usual scintillating aura.

Perhaps I am getting old but didn’t stay till the end. After some lovely sounds from the collection of Carlo, including “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles, Gary and Malc where seen in the vicinity of the decks agh!!!! And since by this time the staircase was lined with identikit punks, boring, it was time to go home.

Anorak Alert!








Capital Genius
Wow! Calibrations conclude you scored 86 %!
I bow to your infinite capital genius. I'm certain I could pick some unbearably obscure country - Kiribati for example - and I'll bet you could give me the capital (Tarawa, for those playing at home). You're obviously extremely well-travelled/well-educated or you cheated (in which case, I probably should applaud your initiative). Let it ring out loud and clear - I am a Capital GENIUS!

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Friday, August 12, 2005

Liberté, égalité, guillotiné


The Guillotine yesterday.
Monday I cycled to Halifax. The town who’s principal claim to fame is that they pioneered the use of the guillotine for petty offences.

Now. Long term and indeed short term readers of this blog will be aware I am a historian. Or want to be one when I grow up. So, when I got to Guillotine City I looked for a Tim Martin Alehouse. Pop into one of Tim’s boozers and there is usually some stuff up about the history of said alehouse and the local town or village. So popped in, ordered a pint of coke for 1.35 UKP forgetting to make it diet coke. Silly me, wot with all the dental trouble. I had probably sweated a pint of fluid cycling over the Yorkshire Alps between Halifax and Bradford!

Anyway, I was listening to state controlled radio a few days ago and someone compared the Oxford English Dictionary to wikipedia in that anyone could contribute, and one of the contributors many of who’s definitions made it into the OED turned out to be a patient in Broadmoor.

Well, wikipedia has more going for it than the fact that anyone can contribute, it is self edited as well hurrah! And has lots of non copyright pics. It is my favourite part of the internet hurrah! The day it was down was a dark day indeed.

Friday, August 05, 2005

My sins they are multiplied! Oh lord they are multiplied!








A Child of Israel
You scored 47% Pride, 10% Envy, 42% Ambition, and 47% Deceitfulness!
You are one of the Children of Israel. There were many good Children of Isreal (e.g. Jesus, Moses, Elijah, Daniel, Peter, and so on). However, for the purposes of this test, you are one of the bad Children of Israel. You are part of the chosen race of God, but in the Bible it seemed like you could never stop complaining and messing up. You are not really a biblical villain in the traditional sense. In fact, you possess a lot of godly qualities. You are humble, you love your neighbors, and you are quite trustworthy. However, your relative slothfulness and recalcitrance made it impossible for you to strive to reach the high purpose that God had for you. You were content to do just enough to get by. Therefore, since you're striving was not with God...it was against God. This is why you are considered a villain.







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