Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Fuckin' Hippies!

Your Score: Mystic

You are 59% experimental, 40% feral, 54% spiritual, and 10% square!

Of course! You're the Mystic. Always seeking to expand your mind and achieve enlightenment through religion and spirituality, alternative social relationships, and mind-expanding substances.

The hippie world needs you because you are a visionary. You see what is ahead, and keep other hippies on the spiritual path.

If you believe that opposites attract, you probably find yourself around Treehuggers. If you are more inclined to enjoy the company of those with similar attitudes, then other Mystics, as well as the Faerie-child, Raver, and Full-blown Hippie are for you.

The other categories are Alternate, Neopagan, Feral and of course, the Non-hippie

Link: The what kind of hippie are you Test written by pragmaticdreams on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Where’s Wally?

be nice to bishops….

Where’s Wally? Or should that be “Where’s Willy?” LOL. This todger was latter given a good thrashing by one reveler (not me)… Who’d have thought it Bashing the Bishop at a party! LOL I was shocked! shocked!

Small parts

Pictured below is very recent picture of Bluebell with his little old man. Many thanks to Lev and the Burley Lodge Crew.

a model for phallic architecture

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Bloody Students! (part one of an occasional series…)

It would appear that someone has made some offerings of empty wine bottles to the Goddes. At least one pious soul has at least made an offering of half a bottle of rose. Or maybe it was an offering to the local Big Issue seller. Oh well as a friend once said if you lose your home there is not much for it, buy some tins of special brew and show each other your tattoos.

The Union is Our Temple

Jeremy Kyle Moments (part one of an occasional series)

Nothing like some working class tragedy of a morning to inspire me. Am I sick or what? Anyway a chap this morning, DNA tests confirmed that he is the father of 3 children by two mothers, and another 6 unconfirmed. What is his secret? Didn’t look pretty to me but then I am a hetrosexual male…. Perhaps his tendency towards wife beating is a positive turn on for the ladies concerned or one of them anyway… Chicks Dig Jerks…..

the man on the telly

Anyway a few weeks ago there was this chap and his ex on. When the DNA test came back that he was not the father of his exes baby he leapt in the air for joy as if his favourite football team had won 3-0 away. Perhaps they can publish the lie detector and DNA results in the newspapers for those who miss The Show.

Eight reasons for not buying deodorant



1. Body smells are erotic and sensual. Capitalists don’t like that because they are impotent and opposed to all free manifestations of our natural beauty. Sexually awakened people are potentially dangerous to capitalists and their rigid, asexual status symbol system.

2. Body smells remind us that we are animals. Capitalists don’t want to be reminded of that. Animals are dirty. They eat things off the ground. They are openly sexual. They don’t wear tuxedos or corsets or have their hair done.

3. Body smells are unique. Everyone has their own body smell. Capitalists don’t like individuality. There are millions of body smells but only a few deodorant smells. Capitalists like that.

4. Deodorants are harmful. Capitalists like that because they are always looking for new illnesses to cure. Capitalists love to invent new medicines. Medicines make money for them and win them prizes. They also cure new illnesses so that they can invent even more medicines.

5. Deodorants hide the damage that capitalists’ products cause to your body. Eating meat and other body pollutants sold by capitalists makes you smell. Capitalists don’t want you to stop wearing tights or eating body pollutants.

6. Deodorant users are insecure. Capitalists like insecure people. Insecure people also buy room fresheners, hair conditioners and makeup. They are great consumers.

7. Deodorants are unnecessary. Capitalists are very proud of that and win marketing awards for it.

8. Deodorants cost you money. Capitalists are especially pleased about that.

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