Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Geek within?


Well, I am pretty sure I haven’t posted this one before, apologies to Gael if I have.

Someone posted it to the Ednet Message board a while back

http://www.innergeek.us/

I got 14.39842% Geekish tendencies but not a true Geek

but looking at it another way,

only 0.60158% off being a geek

I cried all the way to the chip shop. Or was it the alehouse.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

which cult?








Discordianism
You scored 40 Angst, 60 Weirdness, and 80 Freedom!

Hail Eris! Hail Hail Hail! Hail yes!


Founded in the late 1950s, Discordianism is based around the worship (in the oddest sense of the term) of Eris, the Greek goddess of discord and chaos. Members practice a bizarre mixture of postmodernism, anarchy, absurdism, and Zen Buddhism.


While many would say that Discordianism is a joke masquerading as a religion, many Discordians would tell you it's a religion disguised as a joke. Or a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion. Others will just offer you a hot dog.


http://www.ology.org/principia/








My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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You scored higher than 50% on Angst





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You scored higher than 92% on Weirdness





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You scored higher than 94% on Freedom
Link: The Which Cult Should You Join? Test written by MyPoMoLife on Ok Cupid

Wrong bus








Not for Me...
Congratulations! You scored 30%!
Thanks for playing, but you're simply not a well-rounded lesbian. Life not all about fannies and shagging you know...







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 50% on Lesboscore
Link: The How Good a Lesbian are You? Test written by niksindamix on Ok Cupid

I know where my towel is








NERD ALERT
You scored 84%!
Omg, lol! How did you get such a good score? You must have read this book ten too many times! Heh, anyway, it's all in good fun. Maybe you AREN'T really a nerd, but hey, it's a funny picture, funny poem, could be Douglas Adams quality!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 85% on variable 1
Link: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy Test written by ksasaki on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Only an average slut....








Average Slut
You are 47% Dirty Slut.. Hmm.
You are a little slutty, but that's okay. You could have gotten a much higher score. Keep working at it, and maybe some day you will be as cool as me! Please rate my test if you enjoyed it!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 12% on Sluttiness
Link: The Dirty Slut Test written by SeaSparkzz on Ok Cupid

kinky?








Pretty kinky!
Grats! You're 52% kinky!
You kinkscore is pretty high. Most likely you're up for trying anything at least once, which show open-mindedness. You're probably a great lay, so just keep doing that thing you do!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 21% on kinkpoints
Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on Ok Cupid

cynical








The Friendly Fart
Hrm. You are 42% cynical.
You're not very cynical at all now, are you. God knows why you took this test. You had better have your wits about you in a Moroccan street market or you'd be rightly fleeced. I appreciate your love of the human character, but hey, watch your back. The world is a big bad place and you shouldn't walk home alone if you're a chick.







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 14% on cynical
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Monday, July 11, 2005

The Battle of Birmingham


Evening all! Not at my most cheerful to be honest.

Was listening to State Controlled Radio Yesterday. “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue” was funny. The Chairman welcomed the listeners from Oxford, a hotbed of Royalist Malignancy during the English Civil Wars. Prince Rupert and the Malignants rode forth and met with the Roundheads at the Battle of Birmingham scoring a famous victory over the forces of Parliament. As a result the Roundheads had to keep it……



Birmingham is depressing....



Prince Rupert, a royalist malignant, yesterday.

You Can Be A Cop


No mess! Look what spam I found in my inbox. It was sent from "You Can Be A Cop" subject: Homeland Security is Everyone's Job. Hmm perhaps Amerika only has one industry then....



RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!


Well, suspect most of the vacancies will be in “corrections”, that is Amerika’s Gulags. Did you know that Amerika has about 5% of the world’s population but about 25% of the world’s prison population?

As Vyvyan out of the youg ones said, “Right, there’s only one thing for it, he’ll have to join the pigs”

I’ve always wanted to join the Fuzz, so “Respect my Authority!” I take it they take Limeys?

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Oh Look! I’m on telly!


Don’t watch television, get the television to watch you!

Hello! Good evening and welcome to the Bluebell Experience




Glorious Bluebellvision!

Cheers Kay!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Skin ’eds Rool! (non-violently)


Yesterday bought hair clippers for 6 UKP, much too cheap. Most of my hair is now on my floor. Likesay, I find that the shorter my hair is, the better it looks. And I can sometimes get a barber (usually poor Muslim) to run the bare clippers (number 0) over my head for 3 UKP, too cheap. So payback period for my clippers is nice and short. Ooo and I needed a haircut.


a skinhead yesterday

I remember once on a main road in Brutal Bootle some skallies stopped at the crossroads and shouted out “Hey Harry! Don’t forget the paint” finger pointing to forehead… LMAO!


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