E-Bay bargains!

Get a load of this one

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7524912666

"one fat old man very rarely used not yet worn in not bad at fitting decking not a very good taxi driver either size 9 shoe size 57 waiste small man hood (we have evidence) sorry brain not functioning correctly very tight with money happy bidding
(may swap for a younger model)
buyer must collect as we do not have a wagon to transport this huge thing complete with sky tv and sofa
absolute bargain

"this is only a joke we are not actually selling sky and sofa"

hurry folk! you only have 4 days.... don't tell me Gael, you would rather stick to Cats ;)