The One And Only Jim Smith

Amerikans are Nuts! Either there really is a Jim Smith Society (motto: We Don’t Shun Fun) in Amerika or there is a spoof website. Membership is open to anyone by the name of Jim Smith. Apparently. Wonder if they wear name tags at their annual conference? And yes, the President is Jim Smith, the Treasurer is Jim Smith, the Secretary is Jim Smith and as for next years committee….

Now the thought of rectifying my name by statutory declaration to Jim Smith in order to join did occur. But somehow. It brightens up otherwise dull days to have official documents with Bluebell New Jerusalem Eikonoklastes on them. Not enough maybe but hey it costs nothing. Somehow Jim Smith just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.

There is only one Bluebell Eikonoklastes. I put James Smith, Jim Smith and Jimmy Smith into

http://www.yournotme.co.uk

And it turns out that there are 6390, 57 and 22 respectively a grand total of 6469

And wondering how many Bluebell Eikonoklastes there are well there is only one.

“You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout 'I am the unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.' People will run away. That's because they're jealous. JEALOUS.. ”