Royal Tattoos (part one of an occasional series….)

Did Text my brother, and indeed a few other much loved friends.

Jean Baptiste Bernadotte had “All Kings are bastards” tattooed on his 4head B4 Bcumming king of sweden so he had to wear a baseball cap 4 the rest of his life..

Kevin replied

Idiot, should have had it written sdrawkcab

I replied

Thing is he also had “Death to Kings” tattooed on his cock so it was a nightmare swearing his mistresses 2 secrecy but since he founded the current dynasty with

History is boring……….



Charles XIV of Sweeden yesterday. Sans baseball cap.

The Devil's Picture Book

You are the Empress card. The Empress is the
archetype of the Mother. She creates and
nurtures life. She represents the abundance of
Mother Earth. The Empress is capable of using
nature in a productive way. She espouses art
for art's sake. Her planet is Venus, and she
embodies love of beauty and a strong value
system. Here is also found initial sensation.
This is the first really physical experience of
the world that The Fool has entered. The
Empress has a rich understanding of the world
based on her five senses. In a reading, The
Empress represents pregnancy, actual or
metaphorical. She indicates an act of creation
and a sensual experience of beauty. The Empress
is a nurturing force that wishes to see the
product of her experiences reach the next stage
of development. Image from A Photographic Tarot
http://www.bluewitch.com/healingtarot/healtar.htm
Deck


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anyone got any pictures of cats?

Midnight Mass

Did text my brother

Come to Church! “It’s Great!” issued by the vicars’ club of england and wales on behalf of the church of england.

Kevin replied

‘check out the wine’n’bread special itz MIRACULUS! ! CofE Marketing Board

I replied

LMAO! I was listening 2 The radio & heard that 40 million will go 2 midnite mass 2 nite but mite have mis heard mite b 4.2 million a marketing success knowhow!

Likesay, looks like I won’t make it to midnite mass. Now if the Divine Liturgy of the Most Saintly Aleister Crowley where to be employed I would be up for it. I am pious after all. Perhaps it would do the Church of England no end of good, perhaps attendence at mass would be up. Mite be a problem finding Priestesses, though here at least in Yorkshire there is of course the Wimmins Institute who mite be persuaded to disrobe if need arose.



Seasons Greetings!

The Making Of The English Working Class

The Immortal, though sadly now dead Edward Palmer Thompson (E P Thompson, not to be confused with his Father Edward Thompson who was a Methodist Missionary) was described by one historian as the mummy and daddy of us all.

I always like to have a giggle at the title of his classic “The Making Of the English Working Class” wondering before the English Working Class was made who did the work….




I am seeking to rescue the poor stockinger, the Luddite cropper, the "obsolete" hand-loom weaver, the "utopian" artisan, and even the deluded follower of Joanna Southcott, from the enormous condescension of posterity

More Bloody Quizzes

No, I am not really doing this to annoy Gael... and I will get a picture of a cat up at some point. Problem is that I seem to have sussed out myspace (I am at bluebell) so likesay when some nice person offers a quiz. It seemed like a good idea at the time. And likesay I thought I was a good puritan. Oh well. It would seem I am indeed a Pagan, but a really wicked one. Of course some of questions on said quiz where a bit loaded. Blessed Be.

You scored as Paganism. Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion. Paganism 83% Satanism 67% Hinduism 67% Buddhism 58% Judaism 50% Christianity 46% Islam 46% agnosticism 25% atheism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Good clean family fun!

My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!
Created by bart666

Wicked child!

Masked Strong Man You scored 47% Temporality, 60% Strength, and 38% activity!

For some reason, you are still pretty uncivilized, though you certainly are modern. You aren't very good at the whole "morality" thing, although you're smart enough to hide behind the "mask" of a priest or scientist, using their control over value to your own advantage.

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 0% on Temporality Higher than 16% on Strength Higher than 19% on activity

Link: The Nietzsche Personality Test Test written by edwardevil on Ok Cupid

UP FOR EVERYTHING

UP FOR EVERYTHING You had sex with 21 out of 21!

One man's trash is guaranteed to be your treasure. You are up for EVERYTHING. A warm & wet place is all you need. Maybe not even both at once. It's kind of gross, really, but to each his own! Your greatest gift is that you'll boldly take whatever's available to you. The analysis: you said "no" to at most 1 woman on the exam, making you the least selective of all takers. You demonstrate almost no reservations whatsoever when it comes to sex with a woman. Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #1, most slutty, test taker. Congratulations.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 98% on tolerance

Link: The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

The Vatican’s Favourite Condom?

It goes without saying that bearded plutocrat Richard Brason’s enthusiasm for family planning is to be applauded. Especially as he did Mates Condoms on a not for profit basis, and literally marketing family planning and safer sex to a new generation. It would be nice to see similar enthusiasm from the Vatican. I must confess I have never worked out why we do not, how can anyone be against family planning? Perhaps an all male heirarchy is always a bad idea…..

Why Branson named his business empire “Virgin” is another mystery. I must confess I never liked it. The Cult of Virginity is another of those sources of human misery, second perhaps only to global capitalism and the related cult of monogamy. Likesay I am no fan of the Church of Rome. And my own loss of virginity came too late (but likesay even the phrase “loss of virginity” or even the word virginity implies it is something precious and loss is ipso facto a negative. If only we could all make our way to sexual awakening in our own time, neither too early or too late…. If only!).

It has been noted that the one area of his empire without the Virgin name, in England at least, was Mates Condoms. Would “Virgin Condoms” sound a contradiction in terms? Apparently not….




Perhaps something was lost in the translation (instructions and details on back look French, address is Paris). Perhaps it is in no way connected to the Branson Empire, though the logo looks like that of Richard Branson. Perhaps it was intended for marketing in the weird and wonderful world of Roman Catholicism.

Likesay acquired said condom many years ago from a communal stockpile sourced from a skip for a conference at Cornerstone. No prizes for guessing who scored said collectivised johnnies. Hello Merrick and Annwen if you are reading this. Cheers!

Some words of wisdom from the Venerable Bluebell. It might not be wise to confess that you have used a skipped condom even if it was in date. Not if you are secretly sleeping with a self confessed control freak. I lived to tell the tale, no pregnancy scare (phew!).

Would you believe it though “Virgin in a Condom Provokes Outcry”.





Est enim nulla pars mei quæ est nulla pars Deorum!

Pictuers of Pussy on the Internet (part two of an occasional series)

Hello Gael sorry about the quizzes but one of them was written by my next door neighbour. Herewith picture of puddycat.

Woof Woof!

doggystyle fever Congratulations! You scored 53!

you freak you!!! you are one of a kind you like to keep things interesting whether your mate wants to or not. you like hair pulling and that good rough stuff, with all the juices dripping, you keep on doing you because no one can do you like you and you do it so well , and remember in doggystyle if something slipes in tthye out hole no one would care. you are a sexy beast!!, if yopu could be any sxual position you would be doggystyle!!!! bow wow wow..........

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 56% on sexable points

Link: The which sex position are you Test written by lala8171 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Politically Correct

Politically Correct You scored 35 offensiveness!

You are quite open minded, although believe needless racism is just that, needless. You are more comfortable with things that are PC, though not to the extent of suffering something bland. We recommend something light-hearted yet amusing with only minor un PC references, for example: One Foot in the Grave, Absolutely Fabulous, Father Ted, Blackadder, Black Books.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on offensiveness

Link: The How PC is Your Humour? Test written by silent_observer on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test