Monday, February 28, 2005

For It Is Written (in Lego) (part two)


from the brick testament

No men in dresses……

that’s bluebell down to the basement department

'Neither shall a man wear women's clothing.' (Deuteronomy 22:5)

No tattoos (not even “Jesus is Lord”, "Burn in hell unbelievers" “It’s fun to be a fundy” and so on…)

hey, if you have a tattoo, does this mean that, since it can’t be removed, all those pesky fundis might leave me alone in peace as beyond salvation?

'And do not put tattoo marks on yourselves.' (Leviticus 19:28)

No haircuts (now come on boys, if your going to take the bible literally, please explain whey most fundies are not long haired hippies like Jesus)

my barber tends to be muslim

'Do not cut off the hair on the sides of your head.' (Leviticus 19:27)

And give it to the wife! Or burn in hell presumably…………

'OH! YESS!!!!'

The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect. (1 Corinthians 7:3)

This is an uncompleted project. I do look forward and hope that the Reverend gets all the way to Revelation, complete with the Great Whore of Babylon yay! But it is indeed in right ordering that he leave the New Jerusalem to last. In the mean time, Elijah’s ascension and Ezekiel’s are eagerly awaited here. More tea vicar?

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